Trish Strathus Stacy "The Kat" Carter Debra B.B. 99-00 Tori Marianna 98-99 Alundra Blayze 91-95 Lilian Garcia Molly Holly Luna 92-94,98,99-00 Caryn "Muffy" Mower,2000 Ryan Shamrock 98-99 Rena "Sable" Mero 96-99 Tammy "Sunny" Sytch, 95-98 Terri Breast stroke competition
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breast stroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
What did the Blonde's right knee say to her left knee?
- Nothing, they have never met!
A blonde's house is burning down. She runs next door to call the fire station. "Hurry, Hurry my house is burning to the ground!" "How do we get there," the dispatcher says? She sarcastically replies, "On your fire truck, DUH!"
10 inventions by blondes
1. water proof towel
2. solar powered flashlight
3. submarine screen door
4. a book on how to read
5. inflatable dart board
6. a dictionary index
7. ejector seat in a helicopter
8. powdered water
9. pedel powered wheel chair
10. water proof tea bag
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